The holiday season is a time to celebrate the joy pets bring into our lives—and the dog moms who cherish them. Whether you're searching for the perfect Christmas gift or simply want to add a little humor to someone's day, funny pet tags offer a delightful solution. Not only do these tags keep pets safe, but they also reflect the unique personalities of both dogs and their owners.

Below is our curated list of the top five bone-shaped pet tags, each designed to bring a smile. Personalize these tags to make them even more special this holiday season.

1. "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" - For Adventurous Duos

This tag is ideal for dog moms who love exploring the outdoors with their furry friends. The engraved phrase "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" alongside a mountain and stars motif captures the adventurous spirit perfectly.

Crafted from durable materials, this tag can endure hikes, camping trips, and daily walks, making it a practical yet thoughtful gift.

Explore this pet tag to find the perfect fit for the adventurer in your life.

2. "OH SHIT I'M LOST" - For Humor-Loving Dog Moms

If humor is your gift recipient's love language, this cheeky pet tag is sure to be a hit. The bold engraving "OH SHIT I'M LOST" is both hilarious and practical, ensuring lost pets are quickly returned home.

This durable tag is a fun addition to any dog collar and guarantees laughs at the dog park.

Check out the OH SHIT I'M LOST pet tag for a gift that combines safety with humor.

3. "I Like Big Mutts" - For Pop Culture Enthusiasts

Dog moms with a love for pop culture will adore this witty "I Like Big Mutts" tag. Inspired by a famous song, this tag is perfect for large dog breeds and their fun-loving owners.

Made to withstand rough-and-tumble activities, it’s both stylish and functional.

Get yours today at the I Like Big Mutts product page.

4. "I Got Lost Prowling for Bitches" - For Social Butterflies

This tag is for the pup who loves to mingle. "I Got Lost Prowling for Bitches" is a lighthearted gift that ensures laughs—and safety—wherever they roam.

Durable and engraved with precision, this tag is ideal for highly social dogs.

Order yours from the official product page.

5. "Bones Before Bitches" - For the Sassy Pup

Sassy pups deserve a tag that reflects their attitude. The "Bones Before Bitches" pet tag is a fun way to add flair to their collar.

Perfect for daily wear, this tag makes a bold statement.

Find it on the product page.

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Personalize your dog’s tag for a unique and meaningful gift this Christmas. Browse our full collection of pet tags and find the perfect match for the dog mom in your life!